Whateva

WOW. So there was an MTV True Life marathon on today and I freakin' love that shit. My favorite was "I'm a Staten Island Girl". Dear Jesus up in heaven, it is the most entertaining thing since Britney started hanging out with Paris.

My favorite part was when the one girl, Angela toasted her girlfriends to be on the look-out for the things she looks for in a guy...

Spiky Hair

Muscles

Orange-Tinted Skin

Oh, yes. A dream man if I do say so myself.

I must say...the other girl with the debt problems, Lauren...I kinda fell in love with. She's desperate to pay off her bills to move into the city to pursue her PR dream. She got a cocktail serving job, seeked out a financial adviser...bitch truly wants it. I respect that.

Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!

Well, it's T-day and I'm having a good old fashion Thanksgiving upstate complete with family dysfunction, awkwardness, parents fighting, and of course, love. It kind of makes me want to change places with this turkey.

No Need To Argue

So, this album came out like 11 years ago which effs my shit up...but it's seriously one of my top 10 and I was riding the subway home tonight and had my sexy new iPod on shuffle (the black one-of course...once you go black...) and number 10 on the CD...aka..."Dreaming My Dreams"... came on and I was transported to my Senior year in high school...then "Zombie" came on and I was feeling a Dolores thing... and I remembered when Josie and I were like little 17/18 year olds and we went to SUNY Albany to see The Cranberries tour for this album and we crowd surfed fo' the first time and it was soooo around the time that crowd surfing was implemented...ugh gasp....that was totally all one breathe of a memory.

I miss Dolores' warrbelly (sp.) voice....when is her solo mo'fo'in goin to come...2007 rumored....i'm anxiously awaiting....

My BF Puts Up With A Lot

Dan just sent me this picture with the subject 'I LOVE this picture!!" I don't even remember it being taken, but it's a treasure...and almost as much as a treasure as another pic that Dan took of me earlier in the day during our dinner in South Street Seaport...





Because Dan quit smoking and our agreement was that I was going to stop biting my nails....Whose the stronger force in the relationship....

Why X-Men R Like Fags

Dan subscribes to Scientific American and he knows all this shit that's going to happen before I know Haylie Duff is going to be on Broadway.

The X-Men are fictitious mutants who, as a result of a sudden leap in evolution, are born with superhuman abilities. Many ordinary humans harbor an intense fear and/or distrust of the mutants (often referred to as Homo superior), who are regarded by a number of scientists as the next step in evolution and are thus widely viewed as a threat to humans.

Well, as art imitates life (or the other way around if you will...) one thing that is bound to happen in the wonderful distant future is that parents are going to be able to choose whether or not they want their son or daughter to be a fag or lez. And not to strictly be on the gay thing... but they will also be able to decide the athletic abilities, features, build...you name it....they will basically be creating the perfect human being. I mean seriously, if you're squirting out a version of youself outta your loins...you're probably gonna want it to be the ultimate, right?

Obviously, genetic engineering is like years away but honestly....if we are really on this path, it could mean wiping out an entire race (the gays) and creating a world of pure "perfection" -- which to me is kind of scary.

The word "diversity" would virtually be extinct.

Blossom Like You've Never Seen Her

I freakin' loved this show even though it was cancelled and this clip goes down in my book as favorite Tv moments.

True or False

True Or False?

When I was in 7th Grade, my middle school Chorus group, The Choraleer's, performed a Holiday concert spectacular at the juvenile detention center that Mike Tyson called home during his childhood.

Now you can rent him for sex from Heidi Fleiss. Source: http://dlisted.com/2006/11/17/oh-sick-mike-tysons-gonna-be-a-hooker/

Hot Piece of Sex: Imogen Heap

I went to see Imogen Heap last night with Jon at Webster Hall and it was sooooo wonderful. I discovered her last year off of the Garden State soundtrack with "Let Go" from her side project, Frou Frou and I feel instantly fell in love with her. I got all of her solo stuff that goes as far back as 1998 with her debut album "I Megaphone". She's kinda wacky, and she looked like a pink and purple rooster at the concert but she put on a great show.

My personal favorites that she did last night was "Goodnight and Go," "Speeding Cars," and of course, "Hide and Seek."

I took some pics and video of the show, but for some reason youtube took off the feature where you can link the video right to your blog and now you gotta do this weird coding/embedding thing that I don't understand completely yet. I'll have to consult with my geeky techy boyfriend ;) just kidding baby.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cpSv2mNhhc

OUT100

Dan and I hit the Out100 party at Capitale on Friday night, it was good not to be actually working the event this year and just being a guest. The party honored the top gay, lesbian, and straight allies that made headlines in 2006.

We got some pretty good shots of some of the honorees accepting their awards...Anne Hathaway, Iman, Michael Kors, and Rufus Wainwright. Plus, Patricia Field, Isaac Mizrahi, and Claire Danes were some of the notable presenters.

Among some other celebs there, Richie Rich and the other half of Heatherette which I can never remember his name was there. I think it's Travers or something. I just refer to him as the Hot one cause Richie Rich repulses me.

We checked in behind Jay McCarroll, aka the first winner of Project Runway. Also, we got to see this really cool Brazilian dance that Dan caught on video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXcmqEC_0YE

The evening ended with a surprise performance of "Milkshake" by Kelis and her milkshakes were literally hanging out. After that we basically just got wasted on the free Absolut drinks and Dan managed to score us some of the highly coveted gift bags without having the "keychain" that you had to turn in to get one.

You Know That He Was Toxic

I went for a teeth cleaning today and what in the bejesus do they use to clean your teeth these days? I seriously felt like I had stumbled into one of the rooms in Hostel and they decided to use a chainsaw. I don't know, I've freaking had a root canal and it was heaven compared to this bull shit.

When I got back I was working on a proposal for a stupid new bra and that's when I got the e-mail.

Britney is divorcing Kevin. Oh yes.

I so proudly broke the news to my office and it began a wildfire of chatter, my e-mail box was overflowing, it was the biggest shit of the year.

My friend Dina g-chatted me and told me the same thing - she had created a frenzy in her office. I think the best e-mail I got was from my friend Jon at Newsweek who said "On election day, let us focus on the big stories." and posted a link to the Britney/KFed divorce announcement.

I don't really know how Britney does it. How does she captivate a nation? I kinda don't get it. But I'm totally on Brit's side. I want to see KFed go straight to The Surreal Life just like Vanilla Ice. Honestly, what was Britney thinking?

Hot Piece of Sex: Ty Pennington

Damn you Ty. Every Sunday, it's the same old thing. I sit down to watch me some Desperate Housewives and I catch the tail end of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition AND I WEEP LIKE A GODDAMN BABY.

I always flip on the station at the same moment. When the family opens the door to their brand new beautiful home and begin to cry tears of joy. Then I completely unravel when they show the child that usually is terminally ill discover their new bedroom (oh my god, I'm struggling to keep it in right now....give me a minute.

Their reactions are so genuine. You know that they are truly touched by what they have just received. Especially the kids - the look on their faces is unlike anything I can describe. Ugh, I'm getting all teary again....I'm so emotional. Maybe I'm preggers... I have been sporting a "bump" lately, but I just thought it was from the beer.

Okay, gotta go... Jackie from Roseanne is about take a few housewives hostage in the supermarket. I love me some Laurie Metcalf.

Ted Haggard vs. Richard Dawkins

I See Ted People

I don't even know how to express my opinion on the whole Ted Haggard story. I honestly didn't even know the man before Thursday....but WOW did he hate me. He hated me so much that he devoted his entire life to preaching about it in Colorado at his precious church. He not only hated me, he hated my boyfriend, my friends, some of my family members, and most recently, he even hated Doogie Howser....and none of us ever even met him.

So, why does he hate us? Of course, because we're gay we're evil and we're going to hell according to his beliefs.

Ted Haggard and about half of America believe that I can't get married to Dan because marriage is a bond between man and a woman and that tradition must be protected from fags and dykes....you know, the evil doers.

I guess Ted's version of the sanctity of marriage means doing crystal meth after an ass-fucking session he had with a male prostitute that he found on rentboy.com.

Gee, I wish I was moral. I wish I had values like Ted. If only I was a Christian.

I'm truly starting to believe that religion is actually in fact the root of all evil. Seriously, watch this video from "The Root Of All Evil" a documentary by Richard Dawkins, author of the NYT bestseller "The God Delusion." The film is Dawkins' examination of the horrors and intellectual/spiritual/physical violence wrought upon the planet's humans in God's name.

I just don't understand how people are fooled by this guy. He is terrifying to me. His tweaky facial jerks, his eery serial killer voice, his shifty eyes. He has the devil in him. I'm frightened of this world if people like this are influencing others. I'm frightened that people like this are making the decisions that may affect my life with Dan.

Oh Dear Jesus, Not Another One...

I knew this would happen eventually...Lindsay Lohan's little sister, Ali is about to release her Holiday Album, A Lohan Holiday. I mean when in the lord is this sister crap going to end? I can't take it...the younger sister of a famous celebrity getting famous for no reason at all.