Tori Amos

"There are very few women at my age who have put out a boxed set and are ready to put out a vital work in 2007 and getting ready for a world tour." January 26, 2007 - Sound on Sound.

Bring it.

I CANNOT wait.

Corrupt Cops, Adultry, and Child Molesters

I saw two movies this weekend. I'm trying to see all of the films nominated in major awards categories before the Oscars on February 25th. I'm just about done. This weekend Meaghan and I saw The Departed at Chelsea Clearview. The theater was literally jam packed which was sort of surprising because the movie came out in October but then again it's nominated for Best Director (Scorsese) and Best Supporting Actor (Mark Wahlberg) and of course the big one...Best Picture. It was really slow at the beginning and we had no idea what was happening but it by the end we were mesmerized. Although the fight 4 rows behind us during the climax of the film was almost just as entertaining as the film. Security came, popcorn was tossed in the air and we all got free tickets out of the whole ordeal....

So with my free ticket I decided to catch a matinee of Little Children today with Kate Winslet (nominated for Best Actress), Patrick Wilson, and Jennifer Connelly. It was WONDERFUL. It was about suburban life...affairs...a child molester moving into the neighborhood, the mother who protects him...the retired cop who feels it's his job to smoke the molester out of the town by ridicule. Definitely recommend it.

LIC Idiotarod

Yesterday was a really strange day. I left my apartment to see about 75-100 people gathered in the small park across the street. At first I was like okay, great...wtf happened figuring some catastrophe just occured while I was in my apartment watching Lindsay Lohan's E-True Hollywood Story.

I thought it was some anti-war demonstration until I started noticing the costumes. A group of guys were dressed up as Avoid the Noid from those Domino commercials like 20 years ago, another group had Cobra Commander jackets on, another group was dressed as the MacDonalds clan..you know Grimace, Ronald, Fry Guy, and that girl bird with the braids...yeah totally weird, right? Each group had a grocery cart that was fully decked out as if it were being entered into a homecoming float parade.

I discovered what I had stumbled upon was the 4th annual Idiotarod. Here is the wiki description if anyone cares....The Idiotarod is a shopping cart race in which five "idiots" tie themselves to a shopping cart and run through the streets of major metropolises. The race usually features people in costumes and themed floats. The race, though fun, is competitive, and teams are known to sabotage each other in an effort to win. Forms of sabotage include tripping competitors, throwing marbles or large obstacles in their paths, and the spreading of misinformation, such as false route information.

I had my camera with me so I got into the midst of the action. Suddenly, a group of guys wheeling a giant paper machete penis squirting out some sort of white substance pummeled through the crowd.

At that moment, I looked to my left and saw another group of people duck-taping a guy to a tree. It was the most strangest thing I've ever seen. Actually more random than strange. I hopped on the train to go meet up with Meaghan and it was then sitting on the E Train that I discovered I had been hit with the white penis juice. It was all over my jeans. So there I am trapped on the train with everyone staring at me as I try to wipe the crap off of my jeans.

Hot Piece of Sex: Hillary Clinton

I'm just really happy about this. It's about time is all I pretty much have to say. And just because I have this HORRIFYING pic of Miss Hill (you soooo know her and Bill are livin' seperately but maintaining the "illusion") on the blog doesn't mean I'm not lovin' ... she's totally got my vote in '08.

For My New STBU Fans (you know who you are)

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Hot Piece of Sex: Regina King

Yay....so I've been waiting and waiting for the premiere of 24 (only one of the BEST shows on television) and to my surprise one of my girls Regina King is on this season. Love her. Love her. But she'll always have a special place in my heart as Brenda Jenkins daughter of Mary Jenkins (Marla Gibbs) in 227.

Celebrities Hate Their Children

Brooke Burke (Wild On E!) and the hottness David Charvet (Baywatch) named their new daughter....Heaven Rain.

This poor newborn joins her two siblings.... Nereiah and Sierra Sky.

Jesus effing Christ. What is wrong with celebrities...why do they hate their children so much and name them these HORRIFIC names.

Nothing is as bad though as baby Audio Science or Pilot Inspektor....Yes...those are other celebrity baby names.

Can u imagine! I'm totally naming my kids Dresser Drawers, Bookmark, and Water Bottle.

An Inconvenient Truth

So now I totally have to see this movie. Today is my 30th birthday (today!) and all I wanted was a ski weekend. I haven't been in ages and Dan has actually never been at all. So, Dan took me to Lake Placid for a ski weekend....it'll be fun right?


Well, coming up was gorgeous on the train up the Hudson and through the Adirondacks...the sun was even getting annoying being in my eyes....but no snow....

Maybe they'll be snow in Lake Placid, I mean it is in the mountains and 45 minutes from the Canadian border.


So Day 2 and Day 3 (today) it is like 60 degrees, sheets of pouring rain and wind so bad it's seem the windows of our hotel room are going to shatter.


We're making the best of it though....renting over priced movies on the TV and grabbing drinks at this place called Zig Zags.

Seriously, global warming sucks. I heard it was 70 degrees in Central Park today. WTF!!!?!?!



Here's some pics...one of our lobby which is so gorge...(you can see Dan walking thru in the blue jacket)






This is totally going to be my Christmas Card next year......