Kathy Hits The Nail on the Head

I just love Kathy Griffin. Here she is in her latest special, "You All Can Suck It" talking about that Republican Nazi Satanist Slut Ann Coulter.

Hot Piece of Sex: Meg Griffin

Pride NYC 2007

"Hey, Paula!" .... You're Drunk and F'd Up!

I tuned into the premiere of Hey, Paula on Bravo tonight.

All I have to say is...dear lord up in heaven. I mean....I saw the crazy interviews a few months ago when she was touring for American Idol and she was let's just say...a little off. But seeing her try to justify why she acted that way thru her "reality" show...is just a little bit reminiscent of when AssHole Simpson was eating all those huge greasy pancakes the morning before her lip-syncing incident on SNL...setting up the stage for her "indigestion".

OK maybe I'm being a bitch...but I'm just saying. Paula Abdul is nuts. Certifiable.

Evil on Earth

Ann Coulter. I try. I try. I try....

Not to sink to her level.

I want to hate her. I do hate her. But since I do hate her, I sink to her level...because that is what she is HATE....so I'm torn....do I hate her...cause that's what she wants...that's how she lives. Or do I ignore.

I can't ignore. She's nothing. NOTHING.

Attack of the Madras

I can't even take it anymore. Madras, Madras everywhere. Every man, child, fag, on earth is wearing them - it's a worse epidemic since the Cargo short/pant infestation of '98 and '03.

It was so bad at one point, Dan and I had to wear protective masks on Saturday because two fags meeting each other at brunch actually ended up having the same pair of Madras on.

Someone needs to take notice of this and put some restrictions on this shit. I mean seriously - little baby girls in China are thrown in dumpsters...but we allow excess Madras. WTF...Get with it.

Chills

PS22 Makes Me Tear

This is a movie in the making....a cute choir teacher who has a love for Tori Amos becomes an inner city choir teacher in Staten Island and teaches all those little bitches Tori songs...The result....goosebumps and tears...at least for me.....I am PS 22's biggest fan...and apparently so is Tori.

An American Crime

So, this film is already getting some early Oscar buzz and I'm really excited to see it when it hits selected theaters in August. I love Catherine Keener but as I've posted before Ellen Page (Hard Candy) is ABSOLUTELY one of the best youngest, newest actresses out there. This horrifying story is based on true events and it looks pretty effing creepy.

Stupid

So just when you think Britney may possible get back on the wagon and enjoy a successful comeback....she does this....

Britney Spears is asking her most die-hard fans for some assistance in order to name her upcoming album.
Possible Album Titles:
1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
2. What if the Joke is on You
3. Down boy
4. Integrity
5. Dignity

I seriously am voting for choice #1 because it is the STUPIDEST title for an album I've ever heard of - and not to mention random.

It's obviously Britney's poor attempt to make a statement out the bad press she and the rest of her "IT Girl" posse and how the media scrutizines their effed-up, drug induced lives.

Not only do I want Britney's Album to be called "OMG is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like" I also want it to be track one on the album and I want this to be the album cover.....

Hot Pieces of Sex: Campus Ladies

The Best Shows Are ALWAYS cancelled.

Save The Date - 9.28.07

For the what looks like an AMAZING Movie. I get chills watching the trailer

Totally Awkward

LOL You have to see this!!!

Jamie Lee Curtis is Cool

Ok. The picture of Paris balling her eyes out after being hauled off to prison for the second time kinda makes me feel a little bad for her. But then I remember that her dog dresses in more stylish and expensive clothes than I do and there are starving children in Africa.



Jamie Lee Curtis recently sounded off about the Hollywood's Ho'bags. It's actually quite spot on.

As the denouement of a really upsetting celebrity scandal came to its close, a tearful child pleaded to her mother... "Mom, it's not right." It was a painful episode to watch. A young woman, begging her mother, the person who should have taught her right from wrong, to help her, to teach her the rules of life. It was a little too late. And so she wept as the Universe was bringing the teaching and settling the score ... The sad paths of the three most popular young women -- privileged but from varying backgrounds, talented, beautiful and spectacular -- have ended in prison, rehab and mental illness. I hope their mothers are worried sick and wondering, "What could I have done differently?" And our culture should be asking the same question too. What we need to do is look long and hard at our part in all this. Where did our children get the message that the rules don't apply to them? And where did we, the Mothers, get the message that if we abdicate our responsibilities as Mothers, the Universe will do our job for us? And it does, but without any of the love and tenderness and compassion that we could have given, along with the lessons. Now it's just the cold hard facts of a jail cell or the emptiness of a rehab room. I'm not pointing fingers. I'm asking questions ... Let's hope that we all learn what is RIGHT and what is so WRONG. Wake up, Mothers and smell the denial.

It's weird, 10 years ago, I don't remember celebrities being so scrutinized. I remember buying US Weekly in 1995 when I was in high school and reading about the hot celebs under 30. This was back when Us was a monthly mag - not a weekly. It was more editorial focused and not just candid shots of celebs getting their groceries or flashing their vaginas by "accident" when getting out of the limo (David that's for you) - Anyhoo, the under 30 crowd consisted of Sandra Bullock, Brad Pitt, Gwyneth Paltrow, Julia Roberts, Matthew McKindaGay, Bridget Fonda...to name a few. Those ho's weren't cokin' it up for all the world to see. I mean I'm sure they partied hearty but it wasn't how the paparazzi captures it now. And they're all for the most part normal...kids and stuff when they're suppossed to.

Celebs today are rich and famous for basically nothing(Nicole Ritchie anyone) for the most part and COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL.

Someone needs to take the reigns and Jamie Lee thinks it should be the Mom's...

Ok I totally just ranted - whateves.

Feel The Power, Hear The Roar...

My friend Eric (butenoughaboutme.com) told me about this and I cannot wait. I'm loving how they are making all of my favorite 80's cartoons into live-action movies.



Warner purrs for Thundercats
'80s animated series heading to bigscreen

It's Thundercats, ho! at Warner Bros.
Studio has optioned a script by tyro scribe Paul Sopocy to turn the popular 1980s animated series and toy line into a CGI-animated feature.

Warner-based Paula Weinstein will produce through her Spring Creek Prods. banner, along with Dick Robertson and Lew Korman.

Property revolves around a group of humanoid cats (with feline names like Lion-O, Tygra, Panthro and Cheetara) who must flee their planet of Thundera after it's destroyed. Once crash-landing on another planet, Third Earth, they must thwart Mumm-Ra, an evil sorcerer, bent on killing them off.

Sopocy has written the script as an origin story expanding on the major heroes and villains from the animated series, with the plot focusing on Lion-O coming of age as the leader of the Thundercats.

Project was brought to Warner by Palek Patel, VP at Spring Creek. Dan Lin is overseeing the pic for Warners.

The Thundercats franchise began in 1983 and spawned several animated series, with the most recent airing on Cartoon Network, a toy line produced by LJN and comicbooks published by Marvel and DC imprints. Warner Bros. has owned the rights to the animated series since acquiring Telepictures Corp. in 1989.

Studio's recently been bitten by the nostalgia bug, pacting with Joel Silver to produce a live-action "He-Man" movie, based on the toy and cartoon franchise, as well as a feature based on the DC comicbook "Teen Titans," a junior Justice League.

Weinstein most recently produced Warners' "Blood Diamond," and with HBO Films is prepping "Recount," based on the 2000 presidential election, with Sydney Pollack set to direct.

"Thundercats" is Sopocy's first studio script sale as a screenwriter. He's currently senior writer, print advertising, at Fox Broadcasting Co., and has previously penned short films including "Staring at the Sun," which was screened at the Sundance film fest in 2005.

Netflix This

Ok. I am a HUGE horror fan. But I should say that I mostly cover my eyes through the whole thing. I just like to curl up and shut off the lights and just get scurrrred.

Check out this shit....Wolf Creek based on true events in the Australian Outback.

Happy 30th Birthday Chris

My buddy Chris is turning the big 30 and unfortunately, I couldn't make it up to Boston this past weekend to celebrate with him and his girlfriend Shelley. I met this bitch 10 years ago working at Disney World. We spent the early part of our twenties causing trouble everywhere we went.

Sarah Silverman is Awesome

Marking the second time that the lovely Sarah Silverman takes jab at Paris Hilton, this is truly a gem. Literally a day or two before Miss Hilton checks into prison...Sarah goes for the gold.

Watch as Paris listens to EVERYONE from Jessica Biel to Jack Nicholson laugh at her while she sinks lower and lower into her seat.