Am I On The Tyra Banks Show?

I'm am so excited that Miss Tyra has decided to uproot her talk show from LA to NYC. I am Totes getting studio audience tickets.

New Yorkers beware if you see a fat Tyra walking down the street in a fat suit or begging for change with the hobos....chances are you are probably on the Tyra Show in one of her ever-so-subtle undercover reporting episodes.

That's Hot

Nicole Ritchie is PREGGERS!!! I cannot wait to see what an anorexic looks like with a lady lump.

This is my Life

It's a slow Tuesday and I'm bored...so enjoy the videos and shut it.

Seriously, how many times has this happened to you.

Samantha Who?

I cannot, CANNOT wait for this. I love Christina Applegate and I predict this is going to be a hit. Watch when it premieres Oct 15th on ABC.

Miss Cleo vs. Milan

I don't think you really know.

Select Dental

Now that I'm living in DC...one of the things I miss most about New York is seeing this local commerical...

Broadway Bound

This could actually work....and Dolly wrote it herself!!

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07202007/entertainment/theater/
bway_getting_all_dollyd_up_theater_michael_riedel.htm

Britney Houston does "Lip Gloss"

OMG - I saw this drag queen do a craked out Whitney Houston at Barracudda like 2 years ago!

LOL - this is so funny.

Justin and the Mystery of the Hollywood Film

If you saw "Transformers" you probably came across this little preview that was filmed with a video cam and doesn't even mention the title just a release date. It's so trying to be Blair Witch or some shit...but it caught my attention nonetheless.

Come to find out the working title is "Cloverfield" and it's from J.J. Abrhams who is behind "Alias" and "Lost"...so you get his whole "mystery" thang.

But the thang is...I did some research and apparently there are tons of clues in this really creepy, weird japanese website, www.slusho.jp

check it out, it's totes weird...but who knows I may be unlocking the secrets of the most secret movie in Hollywood

Hot Piece of Sex: Chelsea Handler

E!'s new late night talk show Chelsea Lately is to die for. I must admit, I loved The Chelsea Handler Show more...but at least my girl is getting some more air time.

She's genius. Tune-in weekdays at 11:30pm - or just set your DVR.

Child Stars All Grown Up

Details Magazine recently had a spread of child stars from the 80's and 90's all grown up. It's crazy cuz all these bitches are like my age.

Anyway, so we got...

Judy Winslow from "Family Matters"

Mysteriously vanished from the series without ever being explained...but I got the skinny - bitch was doing porn videos at like 16 and producers found out and fired her ass.





Jonathan Bower from "Who's the Boss?"

Well we all know about this little homo. He's a homo. I used to see him at Therapy -the bar in Hell's Kitchen working his little Caberet Mondays - which no one went to....except "Naomi" aka Dorothy Lyman from "Mama's Family" - I sat on her jacket there by accident once. I was starstruck.






Winnie Cooper from "The Wonder Years"

Uh, I got nothing. But she's hot.





DJ and Stephanie Tanner from "Full House"

Okay - Candance Cameron grew up to be a stupid Republican Christian Stepford Wife to some repressed homo I'm sure (that's how those things usually go - Ted Haggard anyone) and has like 4 kids who they shove Christian values of hate down there throats....I'm just saying.

And Jodie Sweetin - this lovely lady became addicted to crystal meth which ruined her marriage to some LA police officer...."HOW RUDE!"







And last but not least...Vicki the Robot from "Small Wonder"

I have nothing on this bitch, but she's the most random Child Star from the 80's...well her and I guess Heather from "Mr. Belvedere"

Hot Piece of Sex: Patsy Stone

God I miss AbFab.

This is Mine

Ok...I saw this commercial and freaking stopped in my tracks. I know it sounds stupid but this is MY IDEA...The song the execution, everything...This song, "Souvenirs" by Architecture in Helsinki has been on my iPod as one of my most played songs for over two years now...and not only that...the animation mixed with real life is how I envisioned it.

Ugh.

Mo'Nique Does Beyonce

So, the BET Awards was like the most watched awards show ever and it was AWESOME. First of all, host Mo'Nique and her big girl crew did hommage to Beyonce in an outstanding performance.

Another one to youtube if you get the chance is Jennifer Hudson (Effie White 2007) and Jennifer Holiday (Effie White circ 1981 in the Broadway version of Dreamgirls) singing the infamous "And I am Telling You".

It's obvsious J. Ho has something to say to the world and to J.Hud. It's a little embarrassingly over the top.

Um..What is this?

Ok - now for real...why does Alvin, Simon, and Theodore look like they just smoked a blunt after gang-banging the Chipettes.

Seriously - I would expect that devious grin out of Alvin...but sensible Simon and sensitive Theodore?

I actually was interested in this...I love Jason Lee, I love the Chipmunks...but I should've known.

Garfield anyone?

More Than Meets The Eye

TWINS

I am so excited to learn that one of my dearest friends from college, Kelly is knocked up with TWINS!!!!

Even though she is like Michelle Pfieffer in "Dangerous Minds" dealing with the inner city high school students of Amsterdam, New York...she is the last person on earth that I can see dealing with children.

Let alone twins.

I am thrilled with this news and wish all the best to Kelly and Tim and their soon-to-be little bundles.

I'm still in shock.

Bambi 2002

This is so effing funny I can't even....