Remember back in 1999 when the Blair Witch mystery hit the internet...was it real, we're they actors, was the story true??
Well, there's a new one...Not a new Blair Witch... a new weird movie mystery. I honestly don't get it, but maybe someone else will...the japanese site below is connected somehow to the plot of JJ Abrams secret untitled movie called 1.18.08.
Seriously....the craziest scariest horrifyingest disgustingest traumatizingest movie ever even thought of, created, made, acted in, starred in, viewed ever in the history of the land on earth.
Okay, so I love, love, love Janeane Garofalo. When I saw Reality Bites for the first time when I was 17, I wanted to BE her. Where oh where has she been.
Well...
It was announced that she will join the FOX Network television series 24 in its seventh season. Garofalo will play an FBI agent who is part of the team investigating the crisis of the new season.
24 sucked hard last season, same old plotline...but I'll prolly watch it again now...oh wait..never mind, there is no TV anymore because of the stupid STRIKE!
Heidi and Tim are back with Project Runway 4. I'm just watching the premiere now and boy are there some characters. Lord it started off with a bang. The first challenge was called "Who are you" and they just had to select from these random fabrics and "make it work."
The one bitch started kneeing her fabric into the grass to suck up the natural fruits and oils of the earthy soil or some shit. Anyway, the funny thing about this season is that they made it a point to call out the fact that they've moved apartments from the Atlas to the New Gotham Building on 43rd & 10th Avenue - that's where Dan used to live!! So watching them hanging out in their apartment is bringing back some memories.
Anyway, I gotta pay attention, Tim Gunn is going thru his first walk-thru of the designers sketches...
So, I'm a little late in blogging about this...for those of you that care (Becky, David...) I saw Tori in DC recently and it was AMAZING. I had to experience it all on my lonesome cause Dan's been in Miami for work for the past few weeks (gets back next Friday - yay) I trudged over to the venue which was literally a block from the White House. It was sort of an intimate venue and I had phenom seats.
Anyway, so it was pouring POURING rain the night of the concert and I smelled like wet dog cause I was wearing a wool scarf. My jeans were soaked. My shoes were sopping...but I made it.
SO. I sat next to a gay guy who was trying to feel me up through the entire concert. The hands were wandering and I was getting the toe-tappin Larry Craig action. I was like huddled into a small ball in my seat thinking "do I really have to throw down in the middle of a Tori concert?" and then to my right was a fanatic lesbian that had a ultra camera video shit that she had zoomed up to Tori's freaking nostrils snapping pictures EVERY second - with the flash! Bitch had a cartoon flip-book of every second. Not to mention, she was eating fritos which smelled like corn butt and was drooling manaically as she snapped each picture. Okay, so I kinda wanted to give her my e-mail cause she had some good pics....
I'm really not sure that I can deal with this writer's strike in Hollywood. Um...I was just effin getting into the Desperate Housewives mystery. I'm really upset about this. I mean I have a life. What the eff am I gonna do Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday with no TV shows. Jesus Effing Christ Up in Heaven Balki Bartakomus, Larry, Jennifer and Maryann, and all the Abbotts on the Young and Restless even Traci and Colleen and Mamie if you know what I'm talking about.
I don't even know where to begin, honestly. I seriously feel like this is one of those moments in my life where I'll find myself on Bravo talking to James Lipton on Inside the Actor's Studio telling about my inspiration for my horror novel/film that I have yet to write.
All because of you Phil.
There's so much back story, I quite honestly don't know where to begin. I've always enjoyed Phil's hometown family dramas from Staten Island....I know...Can you imagine the drama. It's always been sort of a Jerry Springer/Maury/Sally Jessy-JennyJonesin' kinda thang. I honestly couldn't believe the words that were coming out of his mouth when he told me about his friends & family stories and found that I was frequently telling him to write this down because it was a filthy sitcom waiting to happen (my mind is always in TV and movies- have you noticed)
So, that's the backstory. Me = fascinated with crazy Staten Island families. Whateva.
So, when the opportunity came for me to attend his cousin's Halloween party. I jumped. Now, let me briefly tell you...the cousin who was throwing the party (Jessie)...her twin sister (Stacey -they're both 28) had recently been arrested for getting a DWI for drunk driving TWICE in one day. Oh yes. It's that good...do you see what I mean. So, I was forwarned that the night might not be that out-of-control because Stacey was on the wagon.
Oh no. Stacey being on the wagon meant that she had no alcohol. But cocaine, marijuana, and xanax was the next best thing. So, the entire night she kept telling us that she was doing so good cause she hadn't had a drink in whatever amount of time - I don't remember. I was too busy taking pictures of her taking endless pill bottles out of her purse.
The main-attraction award went to the fucked-up Pirate Lady, Anne. No one really knew her but boy did she make her mark at the party. From what I gathered....she was the girlfriend of the friend of the guy who owened the house - which was Phil's cousin's husband. Got that. Makes sense to me.
She was A MESS. A MESS. There were times that I was literally scurred for my life. At one point, one of Phil's friend's (who was in the same boat as me as not knowing anyone) asked me where I was staying.
I replied. "Phil and I are staying here."
She looked at me like I was absolutely insane. "Here?? You're staying here? IN THIS HOUSE?!?!"
At that moment I realized this was like the Hills Have Eyes. It was seriously like staying in a house full of people from that drug addict show Intervention.
Honestly, that is just the tip of the ice berg - there were fights, a little lesbian action happening all over, Anne kept flopping out her tatas and asking if they looked like gumdrops. I seriously puked a little in my mouth like 9 times.
Here we go again. It's that time of year....the annual Out100. I've been somewhat involved in this spectacle since 2004...but alas, since my descent to DC, it's a mere jpeg image to me now.
This year's Out100 seems to have a bit of a revamp, rightfully so, considering the new logo and the new direction that mags been taking since my days there.
The Out100 party will be this Friday in NYC. Chip...wish I could be there!
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person in the world who LOVES - ABSOLUTELY - LOVES dumb ass movies. White Chicks, that horror film where the Tooth Fairy was killing people, Jack Frost where the crazy snowman was killing people, any Rob Schineder movie, ALL of the Scurry Movie movies...anyway, I think you get the picture.
But this movie. THIS movie.....is something that I seriously am going to lose sleep waiting for.
Rep. John Lewis: "Madam Speaker, I for one fought too long and too hard to end discrimination based on race and color, not to stand up against discrimination against our gay and lesbian brothers and sisters. During the 1960's, we broke down those signs that said 'white' and 'colored.' Call it what you may, to discriminate against someone because they are gay is wrong, it is wrong, it is not right. There's not any room in our society for discrimination. Today we must take this important step after more than 30 long years and pass the employment Employment Non-Discrimination Act. It is the right thing to do. It is the moral thing to do. Let us do it. Not just for this generation but for generations yet unborn. Today we have an opportunity to bring down more signs. Now is the time to do what is right, what is fair, what is just. The time is always right to do right. Let us pass this bill."
