Pure Evil

We may as well elect Ann Coulter if this bitch is going to be the First Lady. I mean look at her. COKE WHORE. How can anyone not see it....it's in her slitty eyes and her fake smile. This scary thang reminds me of that scurry mini-series that scurred the be-jesus out of me when I was a kid. V. Remember that shit. I almost lost it when that bitch ripped off her face and she was a lizard or something...

Um...well folks. If you elect that 157 year old man, then that's what you are gonna get as a First Lady...a reptile.

She looks trust-worthy - right? Oh - and to make it worst - you know that she approved that picture. We're in trouble.

I Just Can't Get Enough

Take note. For my birthday, I just want one thing. Please fly in La Pequena and have her perform live in my living room.

Hot Piece: Rainbow Brite

I Will Raise Holy Hell

If this happens and ruins my fall TV viewing season I will commit a Michael Douglas in Falling Down style rage on Hollywood.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/
cut-actors-strike-threatens-to-bring-hollywood-to-a-standstill-852825.html

Hating People For a Good Reason

I was in Denver this weekend and brought along a book that I've had since Christmas but haven't gotten the chance to read - How to Lose Friends and Alienate People by Toby Young a former writer for Vanity Fair.

The book is a tell-all about the inner workings of the magazine world and the insane entitled slutbags that work at CondeNast. The thing I loved about this book is that where The Devil Wear's Prada was "based" on that freak Anna Wintour, this book used all the real names of the current magazine staff.

It was a freaking hilarious page turner and I think I liked it so much because having worked with a bunch of CondeNasty assfucks at my previous job, I completely, COMPLETELY understood what he was encountering. Especially Elise Wood, now at Glamour (who I'm writing her name because I hope she google's herself and this post comes up). Elise, no one in the office cares that you buy your two year old daughter $200 pairs of True Religion jeans. Oh and you're a coke whore and everyone hates you. I'm so 6th grade, but I don't care.

If you don't feel like reading the book - you don't have to. It'll be a film later this year with Kirsten Dunst & that slut Megan Fox from Transformers who has Marilyn Monroe tattooed all over her body.

Rivers, Alanis, & Chris

The month of June has given me 3 new albums of some of my favorite artists. Weezer, Alanis Morissette, and Coldplay. Basically, they're all 90's bands...I mean my first brush with Coldplay was "Parachutes" while I was in London in 2000 so it was right on the brink, but regardless I'm happy that these artist's are still relevant now in 2008.


Let's start with Weezer. Rivers Cuomo deals the shit out on the "Red Album" with the
Greatest Man that Ever Lived." I mean that song is just the best on the album.

Alanis. After breaking up her engagement with that hot piece of completely hot piece of hot, Ryan Reynolds...everyone was expecting hate filled lyrics similar to her epic Jagged Little Pill (my high school anthem). The thing that excited me the most about Flavors of Entanglement was that Alanis worked with Guy Sigsworth. Guy is the mastermind behind Frou Frou...Imogen Heap's band and that song from Garden State I think everyone knows that one... "Let Go". Anyway, he's a genius and the minute I found out he was working with Alanis on her new album, I was crossing off the days like Christmas. My faves: Incomplete, Giggling Again for No Reason.



Chris Martin -Coldplay. Just downloaded this on iTunes today. The first single, Viva La Vida blew me away with the commercial they had on iTunes. I've been following the progress of this album for a while and know that they've said it will be the album that defines their career. A bit lofty...but definitely raised my eyebrow.

I read on that fat bitch Perez Hilton's site that the album sucked and I BEG TO DIFFER. I melted on the beginning of each track. It really is indeed - in my opinion - Coldplay's best. Short & Sweet but completely and utterly lovely.

Happy Pride

I worked at the HRC booth today and boy are my dogs barking. It was a beautiful day unlike yesterday's parade which we stood in the rain. Anyway, I'm off to Denver next week for Pride again representing HRC. I have to post this video that we made for the Cyndi Lauper/HRC True Colors Tour - it's just so awesome.

Happy Pride and stay tuned I promise I will update this bitch more!!