Talulu Does the Hula in Hawaii

So just when you thought it couldn't get any worse with the strange baby names these days...comes the one, the only....Talulu Does the Hula in Hawaii. A nine-year old New Zealand girl was just awarded a court order to change her horrible name that her dumb parents had given to her at birth.

Other real names that (non-celebrity) parents have named their children:

Benson and Hedges (twins named after the cigarettes)
Violence
Number 16 Bus Shelter
Fish & Chips
Yeah Detroit
Stallion
Twisty Poi
Sex Fruit

Then their is the bus driver that got his first name changed to "In God" and his last name "We Trust".

It's Official!!

Brenda Walsh is back - the story of the decade. (ignore the weird subtitles)

Happy Birthday Erica

The background behind this picture is a really long story that spans years. I pretty much make everyone pose with this random beaut - Erica included when she and Josh visited last summer. I see him EVERYWHERE. At the grocery store, in the bar, on the street. He formed a special bond with Erica though.

The Muppets in DC!

So this weekend was an unexpected treat. The Smithsonian has some of the original Jim Henson Muppets from that were made in the 1950's!! We headed downtown in the scorching heat to check out Kermit, Rolf, Bert, Ernie and a few more who could make the trip (they are so delicate and sensitive to light that they could only display a few - and unfortunately I could view my fave, Miss Piggy)

Anyway, they will be on display along with original drawings and doodles of Jim Henson until October. So if you are in DC totally check it out.

And for anyone waiting for another Muppet movie (Becky) - a new one is in the works!

A Little Too Ironic....

I have the same birthday as New York. That Ghetto piece of trashiness. Can you believe it.

I sorta can...

BTW- Kelly is that your Grandma in the red hair, Mafalda Rose....LOL!!!



Okay...and now watch the one that got miss Tiffany (aka New York) on the map

Spoilers, Tyra, Pizzazz, and Chola's

So, I'm watching Cloverfield and of all of the characters running from the mysterious Godzilla-like monster, Lily has caught my complete attention. Bitch is running around in her silver high-heels like it's no one's business and ends up the only one who survives this cataclysmic shit. How is that possible? Bitch is running through subway tracks, fighting off gigantic mosquitos, climbing across the Time Warner Center buildings that are leaning together because of the havoc.

I mean really.

On another note, I was watching old re-runs of Jem and the Holograms and came to the decision that Tyra Banks looks JUST LIKE Pizzazz from the Misfits, except Tyra is black.

So now I either what to be a Pizzazz or a Chola for Halloween. Chola's are my new obsession. Mexican Gang Girls never looked so good.

Hot Piece

Brenda is Back!!

OK...so the 90210 spin-off starring all those new bitches that no one really cares about is turning bascially into a resurrection of the old cast (which I really think everyone is more excited about) First Kelly Taylor (Jennie Garth) is returning as West Beverly High's guidance counseler. Kelly was the high school bitch early on, but as the series progressed (and Brenda Walsh was shipped off to Europe because Shannen Doherty was a bitch to deal with on set and Aaron Spelling fired her shit not only from 90210 but from Charmed and then to make matters worse Paris Hilton made that infamous sex tape with her ex-husband Rick Soloman) anyway...Kelly became like the main heroine of the series. Wikipedia has a hilarious depiction of her characters trials and tribulations throughout the series:

Kelly faced many difficult issues and obstacles, often with the assistance of loved ones, including her difficult home life, being date-raped, using diet pills, being tricked into joining a cult, being caught in a fire, and temporarily becoming addicted to cocaine. In addition, she endured being shot, getting amnesia, shooting her rapist, going to rehab, being stalked and almost killed by a patient from rehab, becoming unexpectantly pregnant and having a miscarriage, and learning that she might not be able to have children because of a condition in her body. In overcoming these obstacles, she was able to become a better person and help others.


Okay, so I love that Kelly is coming back, and so is Donna Martin (Tori Spelling) and rumor has it... Steve Sanders (Ian Zierling). But now the cream of the crop...Brenda freaking Walsh. Banished at the height of the soap's popularity is coming back.

Who cares about the new kids - it's all about the 90210 reunion.

I have one more question for my friend Meaghan: If Kelly Taylor is coming back...is your brother returning as Kelly's husband? (Matt Durning - the guy who finally married Kelly Taylor in the end of the series.)

I'm obsessed. DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES!!!