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I Kinda Hate Jesus... and his Kids

noreply@blogger.com (giagia66) — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 03:50:00 +0000

I'm obsessed with Jon and Kate Plus 8. I think they are an amazing family. I LOVE the kids. Jon and Kate have issues, but issues I can relate to as a person in a relationship and considering I don't have any kids. PLUS...I know they are SUPER religous, but do not shove the shit down your throat.

I mean I see the bible babble taped up on the cupboards. Whateves. They don't focus on it. They are a loving family and I feel like they are pretty progressive and the kids are going to grow up in a loving family and turn out pretty cool.

Now there are the Duggars. Jim and Michelle - the crazy fucked up parents...and their 17 (soon to be 18) kids: Joshua, Jana & John-David (twins), Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah & Jeremiah (twins), Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, Jennifer (and #18 due in January 2009!)

Notice they are all "J" names....just like Jesus. These people are FUCKING INSANE.

The Duggars raise their children using the buddy system, in which an older sibling raises a younger sibling, instead of the parents doing it themselves. The older buddy "will get the younger ones' meals."[22] According to Mrs. Duggar, "They help them with their little phonics lessons and games during the day and help them practice their music lessons. They will play with them or help them pick out the color of their outfit that they want to wear that day, and just all of those types of things.

Anyway, just vote for Sarah Palin...I don't care anymore.

I Love Tina Fey

noreply@blogger.com (giagia66) — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 04:22:00 +0000

Thank god Tina is on our side.

LIC

noreply@blogger.com (giagia66) — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 07:44:00 +0000

So i watched the season premiere of Ugly Betty and the freaking opening sequence (after the graveyard) was filmed in Long Island City! Yay!!! It's the block I lived on in Queens!!!

Not only that- where Lindsay Lohan works at that chicken place is literally on the corner where I used to live. But instead of Flushing Burgers or whatever its called it's actually PNC Chicken.

The End of the World

noreply@blogger.com (giagia66) — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 03:40:00 +0000

Hot Piece: Aerosol Allison

noreply@blogger.com (giagia66) — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:29:00 +0000

This Obsession ain't ending soon. I'm thinking of getting this image printed on a t-shirt.

Merry Christmas

noreply@blogger.com (giagia66) — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:43:00 +0000

Finally. Finally. Finally. Dido has come out with a new single. She is one of my favorite artists and she has fucking not come out with a new album since 2003. Granted, the reason why is that her dad died, but one of her new singles "Look No Further" is absolutely gorge.

Her new album, Safe Trip Home comes out November 3rd. I've literally been checking wiki for this shit for 3 years. Not lying. It's been in development for that long.

Can't Get Enough

noreply@blogger.com (giagia66) — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 23:35:00 +0000

"It's Called Projection"

noreply@blogger.com (giagia66) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 03:30:00 +0000

Perfect Casting

noreply@blogger.com (giagia66) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 03:17:00 +0000

So, not only are they remaking Friday the 13th but they are remaking Nightmare on Elm Street as well. I am more of a Freddy Kruger kind of guy. I mean, when i was just entering middle school and having sleepovers- those were the movies I was watching late at night that I wasn't really supposed to... AND I LOVED IT.

Anyway, so anyone would ask: who could EVER replace Robert Englund as Freddy. Umm...well I think they found the PERFECT person. Angelina's ex-hubby...Billy Bob Thornton. I mean really he's perfect. I would've never thought.

Cannot wait. As long as they don't cast Ali Lohan as Heather Langenkamp's role. Big question: Who will be the next Johnny Depp??? Can you believe that was his first role!!!

It's Like Walking On Sunshine

noreply@blogger.com (giagia66) — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:22:00 +0000

Yes - I still watch this show.

When I saw this I literally stopped dead in my tracks and sat down on the couch with my mouth agape. Like I couldn't watch, but kept watching. Super creepy.

Denise Richards: I'm Constipated

noreply@blogger.com (giagia66) — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:23:00 +0000

Is anyone watching this...Meaghan, I know you are....

This shit is banned in my house - it's the one show Dan won't watch with me. But I sneak it sometimes...that and Living Lohan.

Talulu Does the Hula in Hawaii

noreply@blogger.com (giagia66) — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:46:00 +0000

So just when you thought it couldn't get any worse with the strange baby names these days...comes the one, the only....Talulu Does the Hula in Hawaii. A nine-year old New Zealand girl was just awarded a court order to change her horrible name that her dumb parents had given to her at birth.

Other real names that (non-celebrity) parents have named their children:

Benson and Hedges (twins named after the cigarettes)
Violence
Number 16 Bus Shelter
Fish & Chips
Yeah Detroit
Stallion
Twisty Poi
Sex Fruit

Then their is the bus driver that got his first name changed to "In God" and his last name "We Trust".

It's Official!!

noreply@blogger.com (giagia66) — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 17:51:00 +0000

Brenda Walsh is back - the story of the decade. (ignore the weird subtitles)

Happy Birthday Erica

noreply@blogger.com (giagia66) — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 23:50:00 +0000

The background behind this picture is a really long story that spans years. I pretty much make everyone pose with this random beaut - Erica included when she and Josh visited last summer. I see him EVERYWHERE. At the grocery store, in the bar, on the street. He formed a special bond with Erica though.

The Muppets in DC!

noreply@blogger.com (giagia66) — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 00:52:00 +0000

So this weekend was an unexpected treat. The Smithsonian has some of the original Jim Henson Muppets from that were made in the 1950's!! We headed downtown in the scorching heat to check out Kermit, Rolf, Bert, Ernie and a few more who could make the trip (they are so delicate and sensitive to light that they could only display a few - and unfortunately I could view my fave, Miss Piggy)

Anyway, they will be on display along with original drawings and doodles of Jim Henson until October. So if you are in DC totally check it out.

And for anyone waiting for another Muppet movie (Becky) - a new one is in the works!

A Little Too Ironic....

noreply@blogger.com (giagia66) — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:39:00 +0000

I have the same birthday as New York. That Ghetto piece of trashiness. Can you believe it.

I sorta can...

BTW- Kelly is that your Grandma in the red hair, Mafalda Rose....LOL!!!

Okay...and now watch the one that got miss Tiffany (aka New York) on the map

Spoilers, Tyra, Pizzazz, and Chola's

noreply@blogger.com (giagia66) — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:52:00 +0000

So, I'm watching Cloverfield and of all of the characters running from the mysterious Godzilla-like monster, Lily has caught my complete attention. Bitch is running around in her silver high-heels like it's no one's business and ends up the only one who survives this cataclysmic shit. How is that possible? Bitch is running through subway tracks, fighting off gigantic mosquitos, climbing across the Time Warner Center buildings that are leaning together because of the havoc.

I mean really.

On another note, I was watching old re-runs of Jem and the Holograms and came to the decision that Tyra Banks looks JUST LIKE Pizzazz from the Misfits, except Tyra is black.

So now I either what to be a Pizzazz or a Chola for Halloween. Chola's are my new obsession. Mexican Gang Girls never looked so good.

Hot Piece

noreply@blogger.com (giagia66) — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:54:00 +0000

Brenda is Back!!

noreply@blogger.com (giagia66) — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:33:00 +0000

OK...so the 90210 spin-off starring all those new bitches that no one really cares about is turning bascially into a resurrection of the old cast (which I really think everyone is more excited about) First Kelly Taylor (Jennie Garth) is returning as West Beverly High's guidance counseler. Kelly was the high school bitch early on, but as the series progressed (and Brenda Walsh was shipped off to Europe because Shannen Doherty was a bitch to deal with on set and Aaron Spelling fired her shit not only from 90210 but from Charmed and then to make matters worse Paris Hilton made that infamous sex tape with her ex-husband Rick Soloman) anyway...Kelly became like the main heroine of the series. Wikipedia has a hilarious depiction of her characters trials and tribulations throughout the series:

Kelly faced many difficult issues and obstacles, often with the assistance of loved ones, including her difficult home life, being date-raped, using diet pills, being tricked into joining a cult, being caught in a fire, and temporarily becoming addicted to cocaine. In addition, she endured being shot, getting amnesia, shooting her rapist, going to rehab, being stalked and almost killed by a patient from rehab, becoming unexpectantly pregnant and having a miscarriage, and learning that she might not be able to have children because of a condition in her body. In overcoming these obstacles, she was able to become a better person and help others.

Okay, so I love that Kelly is coming back, and so is Donna Martin (Tori Spelling) and rumor has it... Steve Sanders (Ian Zierling). But now the cream of the crop...Brenda freaking Walsh. Banished at the height of the soap's popularity is coming back.

Who cares about the new kids - it's all about the 90210 reunion.

I have one more question for my friend Meaghan: If Kelly Taylor is coming back...is your brother returning as Kelly's husband? (Matt Durning - the guy who finally married Kelly Taylor in the end of the series.)

I'm obsessed. DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES!!!

Pure Evil

noreply@blogger.com (giagia66) — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 01:45:00 +0000

We may as well elect Ann Coulter if this bitch is going to be the First Lady. I mean look at her. COKE WHORE. How can anyone not see it....it's in her slitty eyes and her fake smile. This scary thang reminds me of that scurry mini-series that scurred the be-jesus out of me when I was a kid. V. Remember that shit. I almost lost it when that bitch ripped off her face and she was a lizard or something...

Um...well folks. If you elect that 157 year old man, then that's what you are gonna get as a First Lady...a reptile.

She looks trust-worthy - right? Oh - and to make it worst - you know that she approved that picture. We're in trouble.

I Just Can't Get Enough

noreply@blogger.com (giagia66) — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 02:22:00 +0000

Take note. For my birthday, I just want one thing. Please fly in La Pequena and have her perform live in my living room.

Hot Piece: Rainbow Brite

noreply@blogger.com (giagia66) — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:56:00 +0000

I Will Raise Holy Hell

noreply@blogger.com (giagia66) — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:28:00 +0000

If this happens and ruins my fall TV viewing season I will commit a Michael Douglas in Falling Down style rage on Hollywood.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/
cut-actors-strike-threatens-to-bring-hollywood-to-a-standstill-852825.html

Hating People For a Good Reason

noreply@blogger.com (giagia66) — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:08:00 +0000

I was in Denver this weekend and brought along a book that I've had since Christmas but haven't gotten the chance to read - How to Lose Friends and Alienate People by Toby Young a former writer for Vanity Fair.

The book is a tell-all about the inner workings of the magazine world and the insane entitled slutbags that work at CondeNast. The thing I loved about this book is that where The Devil Wear's Prada was "based" on that freak Anna Wintour, this book used all the real names of the current magazine staff.

It was a freaking hilarious page turner and I think I liked it so much because having worked with a bunch of CondeNasty assfucks at my previous job, I completely, COMPLETELY understood what he was encountering. Especially Elise Wood, now at Glamour (who I'm writing her name because I hope she google's herself and this post comes up). Elise, no one in the office cares that you buy your two year old daughter $200 pairs of True Religion jeans. Oh and you're a coke whore and everyone hates you. I'm so 6th grade, but I don't care.

If you don't feel like reading the book - you don't have to. It'll be a film later this year with Kirsten Dunst & that slut Megan Fox from Transformers who has Marilyn Monroe tattooed all over her body.

Rivers, Alanis, & Chris

noreply@blogger.com (giagia66) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 03:54:00 +0000

The month of June has given me 3 new albums of some of my favorite artists. Weezer, Alanis Morissette, and Coldplay. Basically, they're all 90's bands...I mean my first brush with Coldplay was "Parachutes" while I was in London in 2000 so it was right on the brink, but regardless I'm happy that these artist's are still relevant now in 2008.

Let's start with Weezer. Rivers Cuomo deals the shit out on the "Red Album" with the
Greatest Man that Ever Lived." I mean that song is just the best on the album.

Alanis. After breaking up her engagement with that hot piece of completely hot piece of hot, Ryan Reynolds...everyone was expecting hate filled lyrics similar to her epic Jagged Little Pill (my high school anthem). The thing that excited me the most about Flavors of Entanglement was that Alanis worked with Guy Sigsworth. Guy is the mastermind behind Frou Frou...Imogen Heap's band and that song from Garden State I think everyone knows that one... "Let Go". Anyway, he's a genius and the minute I found out he was working with Alanis on her new album, I was crossing off the days like Christmas. My faves: Incomplete, Giggling Again for No Reason.

Chris Martin -Coldplay. Just downloaded this on iTunes today. The first single, Viva La Vida blew me away with the commercial they had on iTunes. I've been following the progress of this album for a while and know that they've said it will be the album that defines their career. A bit lofty...but definitely raised my eyebrow.

I read on that fat bitch Perez Hilton's site that the album sucked and I BEG TO DIFFER. I melted on the beginning of each track. It really is indeed - in my opinion - Coldplay's best. Short & Sweet but completely and utterly lovely.